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Original illustration: a status dashboard over a neon skyline

Launch Buddy

Adopt a small server-rack creature and keep it online until launch night.

Loading your friend’s challenge…

Launch Buddy

Your buddy is waking up. Three quick actions a day keep it online.

Ping your buddy

Dev Kit · Fresh out of the box: bare rack, one blinking light.

Uptime 50%
Bandwidth 50%
Hype 50%

Visit every day until 19 November and your buddy evolves all the way.

Step 1 of 3

Today's care

Cool the fans

Tap or press the button until the fans spin down: 0 of 8 taps.

How many buddies were cared for today appears here once 20 players have cared for theirs.

0Days of care

0Streak

0Fully patched days

0Cosmetics

Cosmetics

Your card shows your buddy, its stage, your streak and the days to launch, never your name unless you share it yourself.

Three quick care actions a day, six evolution stages, 26 cosmetics to unlock and a card to share. It gets sleepy if you skip a day, never worse. A fan mascot, not a status signal.

Launch-week readiness, in buddy terms

The three needs are a playful version of what any service has to get right before a big day. Uptime is the plain question of whether the thing answers at all: in the week before a launch, teams rehearse failures, warm up spare capacity and make sure the people on call can actually be reached. Bandwidth is the pipe: pre-loads exist so the first download does not happen for everyone at the same minute, and content networks mirror the files close to players. Hype is the human side: the trailers, the countdowns and the plans you make with friends, which is also what decides how many people press the button at once.

On your side the same three things apply. Keep your console or PC updated and awake for pre-load (see the pre-load page), know where the launch-day guide and the common fixes are before you need them, and keep the hype honest: Rockstar has said what it has said, and nothing here guesses beyond it. The buddy's patch notes are invented, no platform is named, and no real service is being watched through it. For the real signals, use the live status page.

Questions

What is the Launch Buddy?

A small server-rack creature that lives in this browser. Each day (midnight UTC) it has three needs, Uptime, Bandwidth and Hype, that drop by 25 points for every day you are away. One visit a day lets you top them up with three quick actions: tap to cool the fans, plug a cable into the matching port, and pick the patch that fixes the day's hiccup. The session takes under a minute and counts as one of today's dailies.

What happens if I miss days?

Nothing dramatic. The needs fall, the face gets sleepy and the lights dim, but the buddy never breaks and never leaves: the next visit brings it back. Your daily streak on the Launch Prep Pass can be covered by a streak saver, as on every other daily.

How does it evolve?

By days of care, not by clock: Dev Kit at 0, Test Build at 3, Gold Master at 7, Preload at 12, Day One at 20, Launch Legend at 30. The countdown strip shows the stage it will reach on 19 November if you visit every remaining day. Cosmetics (26 hats, stickers, LED colours and rack skins) unlock with your care streak, care days and your site level.

Is the name or anything else sent anywhere?

No. The name (up to 16 characters) and the cosmetics stay in this browser. When you finish a day's care, an anonymous count of needs maxed and the buddy's stage is sent so that, once 20 buddies have been cared for that day, you can see how many there were and how old yours is compared with them. No names, no free text.

Does this reflect the real status of anything?

No. The buddy, its needs and the patch notes are invented. For the real thing, see the live status and player reports.

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